Marmaduke..

First of all this post has nothing to do with Marmaduke.. the perculiar looking dog that oowen wilson has ever so kindly decided to voice over.. i was wondering what to name this post.. and there  you have it.. i've been addicted to this word for quite some time.. who the hell in their tight minds would come up with a name like that? unless you're like piss drunk and you're mama married a duke then fine.. its ok to have a dog names marmaduke.. or marmalade that tastes like puke.. ok i guess then now my entire post is about marmaduke.. yea.. thanks a lot weird dog.. he looks like a slobbery messy and utterly clumsy dog.. but.. but.. I WISH I WATCHED THE MOVIE.. there i said it.. gahhh.. that was an embarrassing confession.. hahahaha.. so what if i like huge dogs who can drive min coopers? judge me wont you *winks*

 XoXo~

guess who's back?

little lucy

~HOME SWEET HOME~

Nails as hard as Candy~

~me latest experiment~

hohehahu.. i finished exams ady.. so i thought hey, i've been collecting all these nail stuff and neglected them for so long.. lolness exam finish 11.30, 2.30 i find myself sitting in B3-L04.. huiyoo.. mr yap.. dear ol darling sweetie pie with a cherry on top mr yap.. so kind to diligently procrastinate our work for us.. now im stuck finishing two reports which experiments i conducted about a century ago.. i got in back into my room at 7 am and woke up at 10 to continue with the other half of it.. sigh.. life in SAM is hectic.. the only thing driving me to go on is the thought of going home~ finally.. i miss my sandakan too much.. and my doggies and the new ktties which i have not met yet.. lol them.. hahaha..

im still ngonging from lack of sleep.. ngong me.. lol me..

a drink to sanity~!

She is so freaky.. but so lovable..

~your love is my drug - kesha~

Maybe I need some rehab
Or maybe just need some sleep
I got a sick obsession
I'm seein it in my dreams
I'm lookin down every alley
I'm makin those desperate calls
I'm stayin up all night hopin hitin my head against the wall

What you got boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
Im all strung out my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind!

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
Your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Wont listen to any advice
Mommas tellin me I should think twice
But look into my own devices, im addicted its a crisis
My friends think ive gone crazy
My judgments gettin kinda hazy
My esteem is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crack head

What you got boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
Im all strung out my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind!

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
Your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

I dont care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when your with me
But crash and crave you when you leave

Hey, so I got a question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum
Is my love your drug? your drug?
Hi, your drug?
Hi, your drug?
Is my love your drug?

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
Your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
Your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Hey, heyy, sooo
You love, your love your love, is my drug

Listen Up Males..

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".


GET IT? 


Till next post luvs,
XoXo~

My Fixations~~

my babies.. more to come :)

my super messy room.. =.=

hohohoho~~ fake donut keychain.. lol..

yes i am completely in love with nail polish and nail art.. lol.. im not that good with it.. still sticking to basic one toned colours.. i absolutely love candy and pastel colours though they contrast wildly against my skin tone.. but thats probably why i love em anyway.. its meant to be flaunted anyways XD.. i decided to indulge in those stick on nail art and it seriously looks like 3-D acrylic paint jobs once applied.. it works better when u add an extra top layer to hold them in for a longer time.. i realised that experimenting with these stuff allows new discoveries.. :P

1. it's always a good idea to add an extra last layer of colour after the paint job has dried to avoid chipping.. (hate it when that happens)

2. it's ok to simply add on to chipped parts of the nail.. you dont have to repaint the whole finger..

3. base coats may help.. but then again, it can also result in frail nails.. doesnt work for me..

4. dont be afraid to go for bold colours.. makes you stand out :)

5. you can never have too much bling.. feel free to pile on the shimmer to bring out a dull colour :)

6. never paint nails with the fan on.. NEVER.. it hardens the nail polish and makes it gooey and thick..

7. shimmer can be used as a top coat on your nail stickers.. has a nice effect..

8. you cant help it.. but water is a foe when it comes to pretty nails..

9. paint nails and forget about washing your hair.. lol..

well i guess i aint that experienced yet to go on with my list.. but this is all i have for the time being.. amateur DIY nail painting lady on the go~~

i seriously gotta thank mei kee for givin gme this addiction.. miss ya loads babe~!

Baby Elephant's Directory

I know i always bully you,

Booby booby, punch and slap too,

Im stuck to you like super glue,

I love you so, you know i do.

I cant believe we've come so far,

To hold your hand under a shooting star,

You're the road and im you're tar,

And we finally even watched Avatar. (after many trial and errors)

I love the way your dimple shows,

And when u smile u make me glow,

I love the way you talk real low,

And whisper in my ear so no one will know.

I know i drive u a little crazy, (maybe a lot)

I get a little too extreme maybe,

But you make my day sunny when it's hazy, (in a good way)

Will you please just let me stay your lady.

When i bite you = gimme atention

When i punch you = why are you so strong?

When i slap you = you must have said something wrong then

When i booby you = hahahaha.. that one only u know..

When i play with your hair = why isnt my hair as soft as yours?

When i smell you = oh shit.. this is so much better then DKNY

When i grab you = i mean business ;)

When i hug you = i miss you like MAD

When i cry = im being a brat

When i kiss you = do you really need to know this one? LOL