You my Boo =)

We get along like mascara and water,

A sandwich combo of tuna and peanut butter,

I'm always wrong and you're never right,

Whenever we talk it ends with a fight,

Your awful jokes put me to sleep,

My sweet singing makes your right ear bleed,

Remember that time i punched your nose?

You sprayed me down with the garden hose,

When i scream you hide under the pillow,

When you get pissed you add salt to my milo,

If you were winter than i'd be summer,

If i were ice than you'd be fire,

We are the definition of 'opposite attract',

It's no longer a phrase but a proven fact,

I know i'm not good enough for your mother,

But if i have babies only you can be their father,

A dysfunctional pair we are it's true,

Still i can't wait to say 'i do',

Please just let me grow old with you,

i promise to love you till my toenails turn blue.

~~i wrote this a super duper long time ago for no reason in particular.. hahaha.. just me being random resh.. hehehehe.. it's not affiliated or directed to any parties in the real world.. just a disclaimer.. more craziness ahead dearies :P happy new year!